Nothing new.
me: *In a very suspicious seeming alleyway*
police officer: what are you doing here
me: the real question is what are YOU doing here?
police officer: oh damn true

 Easter Elephants c. 1937


Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you

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