floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai, via perks-of-being-chinese)

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

(via sabrinanelliejuarez)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

Omg I been saying this

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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(via potatognut)